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Pro Thumb Wrestling Ring
« on: September 18, 2011, 01:59:31 PM »

Thumb Wrestle Ring
Thumb Wrestle Ring
Whatís the best part about being a primate? Having two thumbs, of course. And whatís the best part about having thumbs? Being able to thumb wrestle!! And if you are the local amateur thumb wrestling champion amongst your friends, there is only one place left for you to go. And that would be PRO! Thatís right, baby, you are ready for the big leagues. The Wide World of Professional Thumb Wrestling. Before you know it you will be travelling all over the world defending your title. And every pro needs somewhere to practice which is why you need the Baronís Thumb Wrestling Ring.

Start your thumb workouts and conditioning now because it's gonna be quite a battle for the title and you wouldn't want to get a cramp. The Thumb Wrestling Ring is made of high quality plastic and flexible ropes along with real elastic turnbuckles. The ring's holes are designed for all sizes of thumbs. Below the ring is a high impact, shock resistant handle. An Official Rulebook is included with the Thumb Wrestling Ring. Sections include "How To Win," "How To Lose," as well as sections on the time honored traditions of Cheating, Whining and Betting.

Level the Thumb Wrestling Playing Field for between $5 to $10.

Thumb wrestling is due to be an official event at the next Olympic games* and as such the sport is beginning to get the recognition it deserves, with the Pro Thumb Wrestling Ring.

Lets get ready to rumble! Youíll need speed, agility strength, and a strong thumb if you want to become Thumb Wrestling Champion of the World. The hard floor ring has ropes to contain the action and wide holes for even the fattest thumb. The rules are simple: pin your opponent to the floor for 3 seconds and you are the winner!

* Not all elements of all posts should be taken entirely seriously.
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